There's ONLY 1 way to get STORIES WRONG...be BORING!
"Comedians love to roast their exes...
But I can't fit mine in the OVEN!"
Hi! I'm Toni, story writer, comedy writer, and marketing & communications strategist.
Are You Losing Your Marbles over Losing Customer Eyeballs?
Who Else Wants Comedy Storytelling that Turns Sniggers into Sales?
Expert copywriting + comedy makes my clients happy because they get:
- More leads faster, even if their previous content was written by a professional (yikes average)...
- Excited engagement on social media, even for clients who had little to no impressions...
- More sales, even in funnels or sales pages that were doing pretty good (there's always room to get better)...
Ready to increase your audience connection and your income?
Spaces are limited.
Grab'em By Those Two Round Things...Eyeballs!
Goldfish Do It Better! And length does matter (attention spans are down to 6 to 8-seconds)
HOOK LIKE A PRO!
It's time to pimp your hooks. Everyone is doing it!
Download your FREE copy "Hook Like A Pro" and start turning heads with your writing and sales copy!
From sales funnels, corporate presentations to performing on stage to scripts, and more, Toni writes words that pack a punch!
"Toni was fantastic. She delivered work in a timely fashion and her work product was excellent. I can't give her enough positive feedback -- she really was that good with our project."
Leslie Restaino - U.S. Compliance Officer, ascendis pharma
"Absolutely brilliant! Even though I changed my schedule a lot due to lots of other circumstances (which could be confused with me being rude!) Toni was super professional. I will definitely be using her in the future. So should you."
Dr. Christopher Jackson - Director Acutias Reliability
"Toni delivers the laughs: I chose Toni as my open mic, standup comedy coach because she’s excellent at helping draw out the humor in every situation and deliver punchlines succinctly in writing and onstage. Her wit is second to none in flipping the script to make my funny more accessible and laughable for broader audiences."
Bruce Umpstead - Visionary Education Technology Leader & Standup Comedian
"As a comedy writer with sales experience, Toni was truly a 5-star freelancer and I enjoyed working with her. She was prompt, communicated clearly and well, and was one of the best writers on this project. I hope to have the opportunity to work with her again sometime."
Benjamin Tiffany- Director Acutias Reliability
From Harmon Brothers' style video scripts, to online courses, emails, blogs, website copy, social media ads, copy editing for books, and even comic books, I create copy that's anything but boring.
My Job? Get them to Slap down on that Apple Pay button.
(and have a great time while doing it)
I have one job, get you words and concepts that get you noticed and sell your products and services to the people who need them most, faster and easier.
What About You?
• If you are ready to build a lasting connection with your clients through your videos and content...
• If you want to create email copy that actually sounds like it comes from someone your clients care about, increasing their loyalty...
• If you are ready to skyrocket your brand's fan base with a person-to-person connection that makes your fans salivate when they hear from you...
Then let's talk.
Author, speaker, coach
Get her before she goes off and writes for the Tonight Show!
"Toni is an incredible talent for humor writing. She is imaginative and natural. This is our second project with her. On the first project we worked with her, we went through a lot of candidate's samples before our team decided she is the best humor writer available. This time it was a no brainer to work with the best. Get her before she goes off and writes for the Tonight Show. Toni, you are an incredible talent and we love working with you."
Hey, you're still here??
I hope you've enjoyed the show and remember to tip your bartender tonight.