Are you comfortable with boring copy and blah stories?

If you are, I'm not your writer. Words and stories that ignite action and get a little uncomfortable by pushing into our humanity are what I write.

I'd rather douse my eyes 👀 with habanero sauce than let you live with boring.

I’m here to help brands like yours push their copy into new territory, increasing connection, clients, and income while becoming highly memorable in the process. 

Does your copy need CPR (copy problems resolved)? Let's chat!

Hi! I'm Toni LaGree, comedic writer turned kick-butt copywriter and communications strategist.

Of all the countless ways to write and produce content, there's ONLY 1 way to get it BORING!


"Toni was fantastic. She delivered work in a timely fashion and her work product was excellent. I can't give her enough positive feedback -- she really was that good with our project."

Leslie Restaino U.S. Compliance Officer, ascendis pharma

Before you send your crappy copy across the rainbow bridge give it CPR.

Copy Problems Resolved

Pick your copy CPR adventure...

You don't even have to trust what Toni says.

It's What They Say that COUNTS!

Ruble C.  

Author, speaker, coach

Get her before she goes off and writes for the Tonight Show!

"Toni is an incredible talent for humor writing. She is imaginative and natural. This is our second project with her. On the first project we worked with her, we went through a lot of candidate's samples before our team decided she is the best humor writer available. This time it was a no brainer to work with the best. Get her before she goes off and writes for the Tonight Show. Toni, you are an incredible talent and we love working with you."

Chris & John

Serial Entrepreneurs

Toni was amazing.

"She was responsive, professional, matched the tone we were after and really put some thought into the content that she built for us. A very talented writer. Looking forward to working with her in the future."

Chris & Ryan Z. 

Award-winning Magicians

Don’t hesitate to reach out to Toni!

"Toni did a fantastic job of brainstorming, drafting, revising and completing a theatrical script. She is a team player and stays engaged. Her communication is excellent; whether by email, messenger or telephone... she makes herself available and responds quickly. If you’re looking for someone to write a creative piece, don’t hesitate to reach out to Toni!"

Take A Peek

From Harmon Brothers' style video scripts, to online courses, emails, blogs, website copy, social media ads, copy editing for books, and even comic books, I create copy that's anything but boring.

toni marie lagree and open formula scripts

About Me.

Words. Concepts. Consultations. 

I have one job, get you words and concepts that sell your products and services to the people who need them most, faster and easier. 

What About You?

You've got a life changing product or service, something to make this world better, and for all the hours you've been breathing life into this business dream, you're still not getting the connection, conversion, and sales you want. Sucky!


• If you are ready to build a lasting connection with your clients through your website, creating a solid foundation of trust that's more unshakable than The Great Wall of China...

• If you want to create email copy that actually sounds like it comes from a trusted friend and someone your clients care about, increasing their loyalty...

• If you are ready to skyrocket your brand's fan base with a person-to-person connection that makes your fans salivate when they hear from you...

Then let's talk. secret specialty is comedic ads and humor! I'm a top-rated joke writer on

Check out my satire writing at Brain Caffeine.

Check me out:

"Illusionist David Blaine pulled off the near impossible of a “hand-held” balloon ride to 4.7 miles above the Arizona dessert. Then he skydived back to Earth at speeds over 120mph. The only thing dropping faster than David Blaine are Telsa shares."

Save your audience from dying of boring copy!


Get Copy CPR today!