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"Comedians love to roast their exes...
But I can't fit mine in the OVEN!"
Hi! I'm Toni, direct response copywriter, comedy writer, and communications specialist.
Who Else Wants Witty, Humorous Copywriting that Turns Sniggers into Sales?
• If you're exhausted from trying to get noticed on social media, even though you're using paid ads...
• If your email open rates are lower than winter temperatures in Siberia, even though you've followed expert advice...
• If your sales numbers have hit a plateau the size of Mt. Everest, even though you studied your market like a hot date..
---Even Worse----
Are you losing sleep and hair wondering who you'll pay, your staff or your rent because cash flow hit a wall?
---You're Not Alone And ----
Keep reading to discover how working with Toni can increase your audience connection and your income.
Spaces are limited.
From emails, ads, sales funnels, corporate presentations to performing on stage to scripts, and more, Toni writes words that pack a punch!
"Toni was fantastic. She delivered work in a timely fashion and her work product was excellent. I can't give her enough positive feedback -- she really was that good with our project."
Leslie Restaino - U.S. Compliance Officer, ascendis pharma
"Absolutely brilliant! Toni was super professional. I will definitely be using her in the future. So should you."
Dr. Christopher Jackson - Director Acutias Reliability
"Toni delivers the laughs: I chose Toni as my open mic, standup comedy coach because she’s excellent at helping draw out the humor in every situation and deliver punchlines succinctly in writing and onstage. Her wit is second to none in flipping the script to make my funny more accessible and laughable for broader audiences."
Bruce Umpstead - Visionary Education Technology Leader & Standup Comedian
"As a comedy writer with sales experience, Toni was truly a 5-star freelancer and I enjoyed working with her. She was prompt, communicated clearly and well, and was one of the best writers on this project. I hope to have the opportunity to work with her again sometime."
Benjamin Tiffany- Marketing, Planet Protein
Go From Ads that Perform Like Airline Food to Cirque du Soleil!
From Harmon Brothers' style video scripts, to direct response style advertorials, emails, blogs, website copy, social media ads, copy editing for books, and even comic books, Get words that are anything but boring.
Enjoy this Nood ad with Rapunzel starring in her own "Hairytale." Part of the social media copy follows.
Is there a Hair line you won’t cross, like having beaver braids? Or twat twine or cascading ankle-length coochie curls?
Like Rapunzel, having unwanted hair anywhere is a tiring pain.
- – All the shaving.
- – All the waxing.
- – All the appointments.
- – All the trips.
- – All the cashola spent (over the years, a good vacation's worth)
And then there’s THE PAIN of rashes and bumps that come back faster than a prince looking for a virgin in a tower.
If you’re ready to get long LASTING, SMOOTH, TOUCHABLY soft skin in just 10 minutes 2 days a week, then this is for you…
And with over 300,000 happy customers, it’s NO FAIRYTALE! 
The Flasher 2.0 by Nood.
Go Bold. Test. And Get Noticed.
How long has your content been going unnoticed?
Ready to for your customers to fall in love with your ads, emails, and landing pages? Let's chat!
Enter your text here...
More Fun Examples
Quick Social Videos
Satire
Brain Caffeine - Satire Website
Comic Books
Ninja Nannies - Lettered proof with markup
Comic Strips (no mobile view)
Long Form Ads & Copy
Long Form Sales Page - Direct Response
Branded & Direct Response Style Video Script
Video Sales Letter Script
Short Form Ads & Short Emails
Funny Facebook Ad - Energy Wise
Cold Email for Driving Sales Calls
My Job? Get them to Laugh Until They Buy!
I have one job to get you words and concepts that get you noticed and sell your products and services to the people who need them most, faster and easier.
What About You?
• If you are ready to build a lasting connection with your clients through your videos and content...
• If you want to create email copy that actually sounds like it comes from someone your clients care about, increasing their loyalty...
• If you are ready to skyrocket your brand's fan base with a person-to-person connection that makes your fans salivate when they hear from you...
Then let's talk.
Ruble C.
Author, speaker, coach
Get her before she goes off and writes for the Tonight Show!
"Toni is an incredible talent for humor writing. She is imaginative and natural. This is our second project with her. She is the best humor writer available. Get her before she goes off and writes for the Tonight Show. Toni, you are an incredible talent and we love working with you."
Hey, you're still here??
I hope you've enjoyed the show and remember to tip your bartender tonight.